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HELVIS - American Punk Gone Horribly Wrong

HELVIS Red Creep (Fitted)

HELVIS Red Creep (Fitted)

Regular price $23.00 USD
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ARIZONA OLD SCHOOL PUNKS this t-shirt is comfortable, soft, lightweight, and form-fitting. It's an ideal staple piece for love on the rocks, scotch on the rocks or even the occasional piece of petrified wood. This gem of a black on red t-shirt will have you erect as a stalagmite even though most people don’t see the diamond in the rough that is you. BTW Neil Diamond is an elitist. You’re not allowed to talk to him or look him directly in the eyes. However none of that matters and Neil will be begging to look deep into your eyes and talk to you if he sees you in this shirt, so you better buy plenty of extras  and wear them all the time. You never know when you’ll run into Neil Diamond and he’ll write a song about you in your Cherry-Red Creep HELVIS AMERICAN PUNK GONE HORRIBLY WRONG Neil Diamond ain’t got nuthin’ on you t-shirt.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
M 29 20 ½
L 30 22
XL 31 24
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